♪ There's 104 days of summer vacation ♪
♪ And school comes along just to end it ♪
♪ So the annual problem for our generation ♪
♪ Is finding a good way to spend it ♪
♪ Like maybe... ♪ ♪ Building a rocket ♪
♪ Or fighting a mummy ♪ ♪ Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ♪
♪ Discovering something that doesn't exist ♪ Hey!
♪ Or making a monkey a shower ♪
♪ Surfing tidal waves ♪ ♪ Creating nanobots ♪
♪ Or locating Frankenstein's brain ♪ It's over here!
♪ Finding a dodo bird ♪ ♪ Painting a continent ♪
♪ Or driving your sister insane ♪ Phineas!
♪ As you can see ♪ There's a whole lot of stuff to do
♪ Before school starts this fall ♪ Come on Perry!
♪ So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb ♪
♪ Are gonna do it all ♪
♪ So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb are ♪
♪ Gonna do it all! ♪
Mom...!
Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!
♪ On the trail ♪
♪ Always riding and a-roping on the trail ♪
♪ Where them doggies are a-loping on the trail ♪
♪ On the trail ♪
♪ Nothing worse than bees a-stinging ♪
♪ 'Cept this cowboy song we're singing on the trail ♪
♪ On the trail ♪
♪ Sunset's looking awful groovy on the trail ♪
♪ On the trail ♪
♪ 'Cause they colorized this movie on the trail ♪
♪ On the trail ♪
♪ Yah! ♪ Smile, boys!
Aw, you two look so cute!
She means well.
I'll be back in a few hours.
Have fun!
Yeah, right.
You better not pull any of your weird stunts, got it?
Don't fret none, school marm.
So, he was like totally checking me out
when little Miss Pants walks in front of me.
Yeah,
yeah! So I was like "Uh, hello?"
and so she was like "Oh no, you di-in't!" and I was like "Oh yes, I di-id!"
Mighty sorry, Buckaroos.
Time to rein in those ponies.
Hey, Isabella.
What are you doing here?
I just earned my milking badge,
and it was so easy.
All you do is squeeze and pull and squeeze and pull and squeeze and pull and squeeze and pull, and-
so,
whatcha doin'?
We're riding ponies,
but it makes a feller hanker for the real thing.
You know,
livin' out on the open range.
Ridin',
ropin', brandin'.
Bustin' broncos and breakin' wind with your amigos under the western skies.
Heck, we could even ford a stream!
I don't even know what that means, but it sounds fun!
Oh,
and spitting.
Hey,
where's Perry?
...Yeah.
And she was like "Oh no, you di-in't!" and--
Oh,
there you are, Agent P.
Oops.
I forgot to turn off the laser sharks again, didn't I?
My bad.
Anyway,
the evil Dr. Doofenshmirtz is at it again.
Not only does he have 3 books about insects overdue at the library,
but he's cornered the market on aluminum siding.
He's hold up on his water fortress on Lake Winimahatikihaha.
Ha-ha.
I love saying that.
You must find out what he's up to and put a stop to it.
That is all.
♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! ♪
Ah, Perry the Platypus!
As usual, your timing is uncanny!
And by uncanny, of course I mean
COMPLETELY CANNY!
So, Perry the Platypus,
let me introduce to you my assistant, Vanessa.
Whatever.
She's new.
Anyway, at this very moment,
termites from all over the Tri-State Area be controlled by me!
Using my Termite Controlling Helmet.
See?
They have cute little helmets just like me.
I-I don't want to tell you how long it took to put them all on.
So,
watch this!
Soon I will have them devour all the wood in the entire Tri-State Area.
Then everyone will have to buy aluminum siding from me!
♪ Doofenshmirtz' Aluminum Siding! ♪
You're through, Perry the Platypus. Through!
Now it is time for Platypus Flambé!
Vanessa, did you bring the little wooden head the termites made?
So anyway, I was like,
"You talkin' to me?"
and she was like all in my face, and--
TERMITES!
Holy cow!
Wow,
a stampeding herd of cattle.
They're headed straight for town!
We've gotta do something!
All we need are a couple of horses and we could--
Huh.
Let's go!
Let's round us up some cows! Come on, Isabella!
Yee-haw!
Ooh.
Oh my gosh!
Stacy,
I'm, like, in a stampede!
It's like--
Uh, just a sec.
Hey, Candace.
Hey, Phineas.
Phineas?
PHINEAS!
Stacy,
I gotta go.
YEE-HAW!
Hyah, cow!
Song: In the Mall
♪ In the mall ♪
♪ Up and down the escalators in the mall ♪
♪ I got a hankerin' for potatoers in the mall ♪
♪ In the mall ♪
♪ 'Cause pretty soon now it'll be 'bout time to stop for vittles ♪
♪ In the mall ♪
Well, that was delicious.
Hyah!
A stampede through Downtown? I mean, who does this?
Those two are so gonna get it!
Oof!
Well, what can I do for you, little lady?
What have you got to stop a stampede?
I think I might have just the thing for you. Let's see...
A scary wolf puppet!
Imagine your a cow,
You're there minding your own business, chewing your cud with the other heifers when suddenly
"I'm a very hungry wolf. I like to eat cows. Ooh, I'm so hungry."
Uh, no. Of course not.
Oh, a genuine silent cow whistle.
You sure this will stop a stampede?
As sure as the day is long.
Sold!
Well,
what do you know?
It works!
Wait,
stop!
Uh oh.
Hey, this cow whistle doesn't work!
Oh, they're so going to get it.
Mom,
they're driving a herd of cattle right through downtown.
Well, um, I'm a little busy, sweetie.
I'm having my hair done at Babs.
Oh, yeah, that's perfect!
Well, they're coming your way!
Quick,
look out the window!
Do you see any cows?
That's cute, Candace.
Okay, Babs needs to comb me up.
Gotta go.
Any last noises, Perry the Platypus?
You know that chirping silly noise that you make?
That's the one!
Wait, don't touch that button!
No, no, the other one.
Yes, that one! That's the one you should not touch!
Self-destruct sequence initiated.
Now you've gone and done it!
You put a self-destruct button in a death chamber?
I'm so out of here. This is the worst bring-your-daughter-to-work-day ever.
Tell your mother you had fun though.
Oh, by the way, I'm taking the last escape pod.
It's okay, I'll just take the jet pack.
Now where did I put that--
Oh, what was I thinking? I put a jet pack in there too?
I might as well have given him an escape hatch! I mean-
Well...
guess I'm running.
Help!
Heeelp meee!
Help!
Ugh!
Wait! I forgot my little wooden head!
Yes!
Yes, we are safe!
Yep,
just a-lopin' them doggies down the long, lonesome trail.
Ain't this livin?
Boy, howdy!
They're stampeding again!
Quick, head them to the off ramp!
They're headed for a cliff!
Phew!
Uh oh.
Ferb,
strum something!
It'll calm them down!
Yee-haw!
Yo, cows.
Uh,
hyah.
Hey!
We're fording a stream.
Cactus!
Oh!
Snakes!
Ugh!
Scorpions!
Oh!
You may think that I am defeated, Perry the Platypus.
But I still have my Termite Controlling Helmet!
Save us, Perry the Platypus!
Woah.
Oh,
I survived!
Wait,
what was that?
Did you just hit the reverse switch?
Oh, why did I even put that on there? I can't even reach it!
What is wrong with me, anyway?
Wait!
Go away!
Stop!
Help me!
Stop!
Help me!
Heeelp meee!
Well, this has been fun,
but we ought to be getting the herd back into a coral.
Where can we find a coral?
Well, that was easy.
Curse you, Perry the Platypus!
Huh.
That was so awesome.
Woo-hoo!
Hey, kids.
Did you guys have fun?
Yee-haw!
Yo, doggie!
Oh, good.
Candace!
Are you okay, sweetie?
I so don't want to talk about it.
All right.
Get in the car, snappy pants.
What was that about?
I reckon herding cattle ain't for city folk.
So, what are you boys thinking of doing today?
Uh...
we don't know...
it's too hot to think...
Yeah,
mom and I are getting rid of a few old things at the antique store, but
I think I've got just what you need.
A snow cone machine just like when I was a kid!
How does it work?
Well, you pour the ice in here, you give it a crank,
add some syrup, and Bob's your uncle;
♪ Snow cones for everyone ♪
Honey?
We need to go.
The antique show closes in just 12 hours.
Okay, kids.
I'll leave you in charge of the machine.
Be easy on your sister?
She's been a bit on edge lately.
Wow.
Snow in July.
That's it!
I know what we're going to do today!
We're gonna need a lot more ice.
What is all this?
It's a snow cone!
You want some?
You mean crushed ice covered in blue carbs?
Lame.
Maybe Perry wants some.
Hey,
where's Perry?
Good morning, Agent P.
I'll get right to it.
This time, we're worried about Doofenshmirtz buying laser pointers.
I mean, 2 or 3 of them would be fine,
but he just put in an order for 18,000 of them?!
Only a crazed, evil and diabolical mind would do that.
I'm sure you'll know what to do, Agent P.
Hey, Phineas.
Hi, Isabella.
Whatcha doin'?
We're making S'Winter!
S'Winter?
It's a unique and logic-defying amalgam of winter and summer.
Why have snow in the winter when it's too cold to enjoy it?
You guys are gonna need some help.
I think cheerleaders are overrated anyway.
I mean, being gorgeous and popular?
Does that matter in the real world--?
What is going on out there?!
Woah!
This looks great!
Song: S'Winter
Phineas!
What's going on here?!
It's summer and winter together.
It's S'Winter!
♪ Well, there's snow on the ground, ♪
♪ There's sleigh bells all around ♪
♪ But the sun's beating down ♪
♪ 'Cause it's S'Winter ♪
♪ It's ski and snowball fight time, ♪
♪ and also fly a kite time ♪
♪ Cold and sunny, yes, that's right ♪
♪ I'm talking about S'Winter ♪
♪ It's a S'Winter S'Wonderland, ♪
♪ Unusual and grand ♪
♪ You can freeze while you get tanned ♪
♪ Because it's S'Winter ♪
♪ Talkin' 'bout S'Winter ♪
♪ It's so S'Winter ♪
Some people call it "Wummer"!
I'm calling Mom, you know.
Jeremy?
Hey, Candace.
You want to go skiing?
Oh, I'd love to,
but,
uh,
but I am so afraid of heights.
Bummer.
Well,
see you later, then.
Dee Dee, wait up!
Dee Dee?
Stacy?
Who's Dee Dee?
A Swedish exchange student?!
I gotta go.
Hey, wait for me!
Let me through!
Oh, out of my way!
Ugh!
My brothers are just driving me crazy!
You should try spending an hour with my dad sometime.
Oohh!
Oh, I had no idea this thing was so high!
There.
Great.
Here we go.
Wait! Wait, wait, wait!
No, no, no, no,
no-o-o-o-o-o-o!
♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! ♪
As soon as he walks through that front door,
no more Perry the Platypus.
It's genius, right?
Oh--
Oh, I told Nancy to keep the back door locked!
Note to self;
My evil deed for tomorrow.
Fire the maid.
What are you looking at?
Not so fast, Perry the Platypus.
Don't worry, it's not what you think.
It's my special recipe for quick-hardening chocolate!
Between you and me, my popularity has plummeted to an all-time low.
But everybody loves chocolate!
What if I could recreate chocolate in my own image?
Behold!
The Melt-inator 6500!
Powered by thousands of laser pointers!
It has a melting capacity...
of 7.
That's on a scale of 1 to 5, so that's a big number.
Here. Watch this.
Collect my harvest through the city streets, where it will be processed
with my secret ingredients to produce the most irresistible confection in the Tri-State Area.
Now do you understand what you are up against?
Come on, you didn't get any of that?
You didn't get any of that?
Okay, I will start again.
First of all, my popularity is an all-time low.
You got that, right? Okay.
Then--
Alright.
That should do it.
I'll just walk all the way up to the top.
Nothing will stand in my way.
Hey!
Why is it so dark out here?
Ow!
Oh, that hurts!
Wait a minute.
I got it!
...with my Melt-inator 6500.
There.
Did you get it that time?
Well...
Well, I'm not going over it again.
Time to get started.
At this very moment,
the world's largest chocolate bar is passing through town on the way to The Smithsonian,
but it will never arrive!
In five...
four...
three--
two and a half...
two and a quarter...
Is that it?
Is that--you're not going to do anything?
You're just going to stand there like a dead fish?
I'm giving you a chance to do something here!
Oh, this used to be more fun.
One and a half...
one and a quarter...
You know, in some cultures, it's considered rude not to particip--
Ugh!
Perry the Platypus?
But how did you--
You ate your own heinie?
I must aim it
quickly!
Oh, the kids are going to love this Austrian-style cuckoo clock.
Oh, I wish you'd let me buy the large one.
Maybe we should pull over and see what's going on.
That's peculiar.
Good thing we also bought those 4 spare tires, huh?
Thanks, Buford.
Now, all I need to do is find my Jeremy.
Oh no!
He's talking to Dee Dee!
I gotta put a stop to this!
Oh, Jeremy!
Wait!
Jeremy!
Who's that?
Why does this keep happening to me?
Too scrawny.
Throw it back.
Wow, Dee Dee!
You're really great skier!
Hey, Candace!
Glad you could join us!
This is gonna be great!
How'd that miss us?
Well, that's just weird.
Hold on!
That's the spirit!
'Scuse me, Bob.
Pardon me, Bob.
One side, Bob.
Thank you, Bob.
Whoopsy Daisy.
There we go.
It's a bobsled.
Uh,
have you seen Candace?
Oh, hey!
Here she is!
You rock, Candace!
I didn't even know that was possible.
Hey, look!
A cloud angel!
Now this is what I call free-styling!
Nice run, guys!
Totally awesome!
Wow,
that was really cool.
Really.
You're quite the S'Winter athlete.
By the way, have you met Dee Dee?
I don't believe I've had the pleasure.
Derek Dukenson.
Oh!
But you can call me D. D.
Nice to meet you.
Oh!
Nice to meet you,
D. D.
Mom and Dad?
Back already?
This is going to be the bestest day ever!
You almost foiled my plan!
Luckily, I had an extra can of sticky string to subdue you.
Oops, I forgot to plug it in.
I always wait 'till the last minute 'cause it takes a lot of power.
Hey, everybody!
My mom's got hot chocolate!
Mom!
Dad!
Look at what Phineas and Ferb did to the backyard!
Just a second, Candace!
Hurry, hurry!
Come on, come on!
They used a snow cone machine to build --
Oh, do you mind opening the door for us?
Well honey,
what do you think?
Mom!
Dad!
Hurry up!!!
It is a mixture of winter and summer!
They call it,
S'Winter.
I'd think that'd be "Wummer", wouldn't it?
You know what, Ferb?
Today was the best S'Winter day ever.
Last chance, Candace.
Oh! There you are, Perry.
Song: S'Winter
♪ It's ski and snowball fight time, ♪
♪ and also fly a kite time ♪
♪ Cold and sunny, yes, that's right ♪
♪ I'm talking about S'Winter ♪
♪ It's a S'Winter S'Wonderland, ♪
♪ Unusual and grand ♪
♪ You can freeze while you get tanned ♪
♪ Because it's S'Winter ♪
♪ Talkin' 'bout S'Winter ♪
♪ It's so S'Winter ♪